nowhalejokes81

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Nothing Really Comes to Mind by nowhalejokes81, literature

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Nothing Really Comes to Mind

Nothing really comes to mind Another opinionated issue of mine Pops in just to say hi But it's not the one I wanted to find Un-researched agendas left behind Bitter judgements with words unkind Things we do and shit we buy So surprised by another politician's lie Entrepreneurs make millions as soldiers die Corrupt men of law with their pockets lined We're dosed up on pollution and fluoride Programmed into our daily grind As religious leaders molest your child Nope. None of this really comes to mind.

A New Leaf by nowhalejokes81, literature

Paper or Plastic by nowhalejokes81, literature

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Paper or Plastic

Everyone is poor Every body is hungry Every different child a retard But you don't have to worry cause you can just put it on your card! Just stick it in Now swipe it fast Sign your name here Don't worry it's 0% APR until the end of the year! Bills piling up? Pushed back each month? Coveting others much? Look around for more answers like the final mortgage ad on the side of that bus! Spend! Spend! Spend! Charge! Charge! Charge! Lend. Lend. Lend. We're just a giant payday loan building interest without dividends.

Randomized Lines of Rhyme by nowhalejokes81, literature

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Randomized Lines of Rhyme

Baby powder odor fills the air Old lady aura sticks as if in it's own lair Punch it in the face if I dare Released bowels should create an even better scare. My douchebag face judged time and time again If we can't take it then we can't call ourselves men Unacquainted yet lost loves enter bubble These things however, well, they only cause trouble Just want to write it all down out of mind out of sight Need to express why I frown enjoy your day, I'll love my night Be a cannibalistic mental zombie and chew on my thoughts Randomized lines of rhyme, ya, I got lots

Angry Anti-Christ by nowhalejokes81, literature

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Angry Anti-Christ

Should we be excited for our future? Or should we just take it all to the butcher? All in a personal bubble; All unnecessarily causing trouble; All living, dying, and populating; All for a cause whilst still and/or laying. Stab the branch into the eyes of the man in the mirror. Stop pointing at the sliver that somehow makes them inferior. Pick up your fucking cross and throw it in the pile, Ignite the fire, and let them see your guilt burn for miles.

Find Your Peace Already by nowhalejokes81, literature

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Find Your Peace Already

Why did one's opinion become higher than the next? On our fingers we spin on thinking ourselves to be vastly complex. Telling each other whom to love with voices tattooed with a cross. Heaven descends upon us like a dove as we cover our tracks with dirt and moss. Take up your sword and shield! Book in hand and faith in mind. Place blade to the gut and do not yield; for in seppuku is the only peace you will find.

But Will It Be? by nowhalejokes81, literature

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But Will It Be?

Contentment can be found Not to be searched in sight or sound A place inside reached by letting go But here I fall and fail Like a dog I tuck my tail The anchored ship will never sail And on this blade I do impale And all these "things"? Well, they are MINE!! And on this feast I will surely dine I'll swallow it up to keep it close And on MY things I will overdose For contentment can be found Not to be searched in sight or sound A place inside only reached by letting go

Only got one life to live by nowhalejokes81, literature

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Only got one life to live

Only got one life to live With several responses to give One soul with interchangeable purpose One mind in constant wanderlust Wanting to call one place home Only to find it in a tomb Sitting in one place with no want to be In just one blink it has all been seen A lust for life with love undefined One question with no answer to find One body without desires fulfilled One heart with plenty of blood to spill So many ideas that continue to live And yet still only one life to give

Too Many by nowhalejokes81, literature

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But Will It Be? by nowhalejokes81, literature

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About nowhalejokes81

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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied

May 29, 1981
United States
Deviant for 13 years
www.facebook.com/nowhalejokes
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My Bio

I am CRAZY, but I can act sane
I am DIRTY, but I shower at least once a day
I am VULGAR, but I know when to hold my tongue
I am SEXY, but I won't always look so young
I am CREATIVE, but I have to be in the right mood.
I am AMAZING, but don't be jealous, because you are too.

Favourite Visual Artist

Stephen Gammell

Favourite Movies

Every Quentin Tarantino film, LOTR Trilogy, Mary & Max, Rob Zombie films, Sin City, FFVII Advent Children, Appleseed, Studio Ghibli animes, blah blah blah blah blah

Favourite TV Shows

South Park, Battlestar Gallactica, Big Bang Theory,

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Pantera, Iron Maiden, 3 Inches of Blood, Sublime, Cake, Stray Cats, Frank Sinatra, Queen, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and the list goes on and on and on

Favourite Books

Lamb

Favourite Writers

Christopher Moore

Favourite Games

Final Fantasy IV, VI(US III), VII, VIII, IX, & XII, God of War series, Secret of Mana, MarioKart 64, Borderlands, Morrowind, Oblivion, Fallout 3 & New Vegas, KOTOR 1&2, etc etc etc

Favourite Gaming Platform

PS2 but PS3 if I could afford one lol

Tools of the Trade

Nikon Coolpix L110 one day I'll be able to buy a Nikon DSLR of any model

Other Interests

longboarding, karaoke, drinking GOOD coffee, Jameson or Bullit, GOOD beers(no lagers, pilsners, or blondes), extra dirty Kettle One martinis, rolling and smoking a good spliff with American Spirit tobacco, and SOCIALIZING!!!

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nowhalejokes81

Apr 14, 2013

Devious Journal Entry

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So I'm uploading a few new poems I've written in the last few months(pretty much since my last uploads), and just to give any readers a heads up, I've been pretty depressed lately, so inturn, it's all pretty depressing with a couple possibly "TMI" but I guess that's kinda part of being an artist in any format; to be absolutely open with and about yourself through it.  Also, there are some hints of suicidal tendencies is some of the writing, but that doesn't mean I would ever actually do it.  Just been in some darker than normal thoughts lately is all.  Hope you guys like some of them ^^ Me